Thursday, April 7, 2016


At precisely 9:20 am, Monday, April 4, on an otherwise normal Michigan morning, a man, I mean woman, no, I mean  man sashayed into the PNC Bank on West Grand River in Brighton, Mi and pulled off one stunning bank robbery. I mean it was pulled off with the utmost style and pizzazz.! Can someone say Tootsie?(1982 Dustin Hoffman movie). Indeed, the robber was a man dressed as a women, a rather well dressed woman with black wig and all.

The man showed a gun and also apparently what looked like a bomb. Geez! That's hardcore! Makes you wonder what the bomb looked like. I mean a gun and a bomb is a lot to schlep, especially in a maroon and white dress, blue scarf and maroon full length dress coat! Also noteworthy is that our stylish robbers get away car was a mustang. Nice!

My only suggestion is that for our stunning bank robbers next bank hold up that he selects a nice navy pantsuit instead of a dress.

Jeff Brown
Editor in Chief
Purple Walrus Press

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