1. Rural White People- Nope, too risky can't trust them.
2. Black Panther Party- Yes, absolutely! Black people have been attacked by white people for centuries!
3. Charles Manson and His "Family".- Ok, they looked cool, but they were coo-coo! No.
4. Weather Underground- Um, you tell me. Young people were being drafted and forced to fight a war and kill millions of Vietnamese civilians.
5. Tea Party- No, definitely not, (see Rural White People above) Also Coo Coo.
Plus a bonus! The Symbionese Liberation Army, you know, Patty Hearst.- Yes, by virtue of the fact that they had a real cool name!
Jeff Brown Editor in Chief
Purple Walrus Press
I'm sure this is all satire, right?
ReplyDeleteThat particular column had a bit of humor to it in tone, but the publication contains actual alternative news, views and reviews. Thanks for looking at Purple Walrus Press!
DeleteHow about Girl Scouts, Yes; Boy Scouts, No. :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one, Judith. Love it!
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