Saturday, March 26, 2016

ORGANIZATIONS THAT SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

1. Rural White People- Nope, too risky can't trust them.

2. Black Panther Party- Yes, absolutely! Black people have been attacked by white people for centuries!

3. Charles Manson and His "Family".- Ok, they looked cool, but they were coo-coo! No.

4. Weather Underground- Um, you tell me. Young people were being drafted and forced to fight a war and kill millions of Vietnamese civilians.

5. Tea Party- No, definitely not, (see Rural White People above) Also Coo Coo.

  Plus a bonus!  The Symbionese Liberation Army, you know, Patty Hearst.- Yes, by virtue of the fact that they had a real cool name!

Jeff Brown     Editor in Chief

Purple Walrus Press

4 comments:

  1. I'm sure this is all satire, right?

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    1. That particular column had a bit of humor to it in tone, but the publication contains actual alternative news, views and reviews. Thanks for looking at Purple Walrus Press!

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  2. How about Girl Scouts, Yes; Boy Scouts, No. :-)

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