Friday, August 5, 2016

PWP GRAND THEFT AUTO FELONS BUYING GUIDE TO NEW CARS! 10 CARS CHERISHED BY FELONS EVERYWHERE!


When it comes to knowing which cars offer the most value today who would know better than a felon who has committed grand theft auto? I mean, I would certainly trust a felons opinion when it comes to knowledge regarding the finest new vehicles on the road today. And, no, no, Purple Walrus Press has never committed felony. Geez!

If you are currently in the market for a new car but you just can't decide which model you would like to purchase, well, look no further! Here it is: The top 10 cars most cherished by felons across the great nation of America!

1 Nissan Altima.
2. Chrysler 200.
3. Toyota Camry
4. Toyota Corolla
5. GMC Sierra
6. Dodge Charger
7. Hyundai Sonata.
8. Chevrolet Malibu
9. Chevrolet Impala
10. Chevrolet Cruze.

And there you have it!

So how would I know what cars are most sought after by skilled felons across America? Ok, ok. The Detroit Free Press published the list in Friday's print edition!

Remember. Next time you are in the market for a new car make sure you have this handy list close by!

Jeff Brown
Editor Publisher
Purple Walrus Press
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